funny and flirting status

No matter how smart you are. Crush k samne paglo wali harkate khud ho jati hai..

Dear Bhagwaan ji
   Jab Tak Main Singte Hu Tab Tak Mere Doston ko Bhi Single Rakhna..

I love finding money in my clothes. Its like a gift to me..from me...

School ke dost kitane bhi kamine kyun na ho..
School khatam hone ke baad , unki yaad bohot aati hai..

I hate maths but I love counting my money..

Best whatsapp status fascinating one

                                    Best 25 Statues

Statues are important thing to express our feeling to our Friends , Relatives ,etc...

Some times we are unable to express our 

feeling directly to our dear one , but by updating our status we can easily express it .......... 

Everybody loves you until you become competition..


Dekh pagaali pyar to hum sabhi se karte hai sabse jada tum se karte hai..


solve the problem or leave the problem, but ...don't live with the problem.


I hate my live so much because nothing is good in my life.

kise k pass Ego hai , to kise k pass Attitude.. par hamare pass to sherif ek dil hai , wo bhi baad Cute.

silence hurt more than a bad words.


Its hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.


baat unhi ki hoti jinmain koi baat hoti hai.


If people are trying to bring you Down... It only means that you are Above them...


life is too short don't waste it updating status.


There comes a point in life, when you realise who really matters, who never did, and who always will...


sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.


Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at night.


Take me as I am or watch me as I go.


So you're checking my status.


I fall in love with you, I don't know why or how. I just did.


The first time I saw you , my heart whispered ;;That's the one..


Nothing is perfect, but  when I'm with you everything is perfect.

                                   

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   Best WhatsApp status

     I really want to share this text to our friends to maintain there Attitude and Love in there friends circle....... This is the thing never you have being seen.  

            This will really help you to express yourself more Dynamically.....

             

  

Status is the best thing to express your feeling to our dear one.
Status is the best Part of WhatsApp.
Its gives clear message of whats the Attitude of ones.
Some time we can't tell something to somebody directly . here is status to define your thoughts about them.
     

Here the Dynamic status Begins

*    I enjoy when people show attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude 2 impress me...

*     Everything that kills me makes me feel alive...

*     Please don't get confused between my Personality and my Attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are....

*    I m Cool but Global Warming made me " Hot"...

*    The Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their Dreams...

*     Memories have a 'Replay button ' by default...

*     It u like me then raise your hand , If not then raise your "standard "

*       When your values are clear to you , making decisions becomes easier...

*      Love me or hate me I'm still in your mind...

*      Don't be violent be silent and show your Talent...

*       Aap lehro ko to Rokh nahi sakte , but terna  Sikh sakte hai...

*        I don't insult people , I just describe them..

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        To see my WhatsApp Status.

• One more Password got married ..
• This is the beginning of the sentence and you just finished Reading...
• They say we learn from our mistakes, so I'm making as many possible """"" soon I will be a genius...
• I can see you checking my "WhatsApp status"
• Life is short . Don't waste it Reading my WhatsApp status....
• I wish I had Google in my brain and Anti virus in my heart...    

1. You WhatsApp status says online....... If is it , then why aren't you "Texting me"
2. Error: Status unavailable.
3. Loved a girl and she broke my heart ....Now every piece of my heart love "Different Girls" .....People called it "Flirt" that's ......Not Fair
4. People say me bad .....but trust me I the Worst....
5. Life is like ice cream , enjoy it before it melts ....
6. I don't remember the dream , but I know it was about you and that's enough to wake one up with a smile on my Lips...
7. Changing the face can change nothing but facing the change can change anything..
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1. 24 hours online .....
2. There are 3 types of people in the world Vegetarian , non- vegetarian and Tuesday & Saturday....
3. Excellent is not a skill . Its is an only Attitude....
4. My friend ask me , how is you life, I said She is fine ....
5. 72% boy have GF, other have Brain..
6. Every day I Iook at the keyboard and I always see "U and I" together.....
7. I got less but I got best ...
8.  Dear math , please grow up & solve your own problem's . I' m tired of solving them for you...       
9. I can drive you crazy without a driving license..
10. U happy , I happy
11. Twisted life is always Interesting . Many time straight things are Boring..
12. Born with winner Quality....
13. I'm nobody , nobody is Perfect and therefore I'm perfect....
14. People laugh at me becoz I am different and I laugh becoz they all are same....
15. Yes I'm smiling but you're not the reason anymore....
16. Every heart has a pain... Only the way expression is different... Some hide it in eyes while .... Some hide in their smile..."Thats is LIFE"
17. I can count the nos. Of seeds in the apple, but I cannot count the nos. of apples in a seed  ....Future is unseen , Always hope for the best...      
    
18. If silence is meant to b the best for the situation,,, Den y v all get so Hurt wen ppl don't talk 2 us... ..
19. Lazy people Facts ##563663674475, you were too lazy to read that number....
20.  Lose of candle is nothing by lighting another candle..
21. Never laugh at your wife's choices, because you are one of them...
22. Life is the art of Drawing without Eraser..
23. Dil ko zuban, Aankhon ko sapne mil gaye..

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